HUMOR

The History of the Middle Finger

Sun, 15 Aug 2010 15:46:00 -0400

I never knew this before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?

The Humiliation andHumiliation Re-Birth of English Football

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 02:32:00 -0400

The late, great, Bobby Moore would have turned in his grave last Sunday. As captain of the 1966 World Cup winning English team, Bobby lead 10 other passionate, committed, talented and tireless players, to a famous victory at Wembley on 30th July, 1966, worthy 4-2 winners over (West) Germany.

Pattaya Times Pic Pick - Issue 12

Mon, 21 Jun 2010 12:10:00 -0400

Submit your original pictures to editor@pattaya-times.com and win three months subscription if your pictures is published.

Relationship Advice

Thu, 08 Apr 2010 15:29:00 -0400

There seem to be a lot of advice given these days. Some of the more dubious advice seems to come from the more highly paid. Since I am neither highly paid nor dubious and there seems to be a real need some times for some thoughtful advice. I thought I would sit, think and expound on the idea of just getting along.

Four Catholic Men and a Catholic Woman Were Having Coffee

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 21:41:00 -0500

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

An Old Man’s Ramblings

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:30:00 -0500

Is time really on your side?

Railroad tracks thank the Romans

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 20:30:00 -0400

Railroad tracks. They really are fascinating.

Major General Peter Cosgrove is an ‘Australian treasure!’

Mon, 06 Apr 2009 20:30:00 -0400

Female Interviewer

Thai Massage Game

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 03:21:00 -0500

Wise guy?

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 08:43:00 -0500

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune after his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

Bush Remembered For Not-So-Smooth Talk

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 10:29:00 -0500

(AP) President George W. Bush will leave behind a legacy of Bushisms, the label stamped on the commander in chief's original speaking style. Some of the president's more notable malaprops and mangled statements:

You Better Watch Out - Santa Claus is Coming to Town

Thu, 25 Dec 2008 11:33:00 -0500

For the fifth consecutive year, AirTran Airways, a subsidiary of AirTran Holdings, Inc. (NYSE: AAI) , is happy to present its first of three annual Satellite-based Aviation Navigational Tracking Apparatus (S.A.N.T.A.) reports. The following information regarding Santa Claus' yearly international flight is based on data from AirTran Airways' System Operations Control (SOC) center in Orlando:

Santa's Stimulus Plan Announced

Thu, 25 Dec 2008 11:33:00 -0500

Santa Claus will be delivering more than toys this holiday season. The Jolly Old Elf also will be packing some help for the economy this Christmas in the form of his own "Santa's Stimulus Plan."

KAL's cartoon - Madoff

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 21:01:00 -0500

Is This The Time to Say Ouuuuuuuuuuch…??

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 11:03:00 -0500

Is This The Time to Say Ouuuuuuuuuuch…??

No.... I'd Rather Not

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:24:00 -0500

Don't Like Your Job? Think Again!

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:24:00 -0500

How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 11:39:00 -0500

Flame Warriors

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 07:49:00 -0400

Some years ago a minor spat ignited a searing flame war that threatened to consume a once-placid discusson forum. While the forum burned I amused myself by caricaturing the chief antagonists. Confounded at seeing themselves thus revealed, the combatants fled the field in disarray. Over time the roster of online belligerents expanded and eventually congealed into the netizen's guide to Flame Warriors.

Tic in a spin-dryer

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 09:44:00 -0400

The hamster must have broken the speed record before spinning around 12 times...