Hi Everyone! I was sent the following GOLF joke and thought I would share it with you.

I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. 

 I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.

Again the announcement,

 "Would that Man on the Women's tee kindly back up to the Men's tee."

  I simply ignored the announcement and kept concentrating, when once more, the man yelled:

     
 "Would The Man On The Women's Tee Back Up To The Men's Tee, Please!"

Finally,  I  stopped,  turned  and looked  through  the  clubhouse  window  directly  at  the  person with  the microphone.

 I cupped my hands and shouted back,

'Would the jerk in the clubhouse kindly shut up and let me play my second shot?'