Sex after Death

After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact.

“Mary. Mary “

“Is that you, Dave?”

“Yes, I’ve come back like we agreed.”

“What’s it like?”

“Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex. I bathe in the sun; have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon.

After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again.”

“Oh, Dave you surely must be in heaven.”

“Not exactly, I’m a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona.”