Weird Foreign Laws (Don’t Get Busted!)

A canine “auto ban”: Planning a long Alpine adventure with Puddles, your lovable pit bull? Read up on animal laws first. In Germany, breeds that the government considers dangerous aren’t welcome for more than a four-week visit and they aren’t allowed to live there at all. Even a bit of mastiff, Rhodesian ridgeback, or Staffordshire terrier blood may mean no lederhosen for Fluffy.

No Lone Ranger for you: Thinking of an autumn trip to Scandinavia? Hoping to show them what an American Halloween’s all about? Stick to the simple costumes. In Denmark, wearing a mask in public can lead to your arrest.

Playing the numbers: Rush-hour regulations in many major cities of the Philippines seem meant only for mathematicians: A vehicle can only be driven on days determined by the last digits of its license plate this is called, for murky historical reasons, the “color-coding scheme.” So borrowing a local’s car may require more number crunching than it’s worth. Even traveling by scooter has its challenges, since you can get ticketed for driving in sandals or bare feet.

Gun control: New Year’s in Southeast Asia is often a watery celebration, with lots of buckets, water balloons, and drenched revelers. But in Cambodia, you must choose your method of aquatic conveyance carefully. Water guns will be snatched away on sight. Rumor has it some ruffians filled their Super Soakers with, er, “used” water, ruining the party for everyone.

Watch your mouth: Think foreigners in Thailand are exempt from the countries famous “never bad-mouth the King” laws? Think again. Non-Thais may have a better chance of being able to claim that it was all a big misunderstanding, but as one disrespectful Australian novelist just discovered, their pardon may come after five months in prison. The great King is genuinely beloved by the Thai people.

Listen up: In Finland, taxi drivers playing music in their cars are required to pay a copyright fee. The idea is that the music is being presented to the “public” the cabs’ paying customers.

If a cabbie won’t turn on the radio for you, understand that he’s not necessarily interested in talking instead. He might just be trying to save a few euros.