The Square Ring
From Hemingway to Schulberg the best have tried to explain the allure of the sport breaking down its’ many segments to form a complete picture. Walter Mosley, an author of more than 20 books published in as many languages, in his novel The Long Fall describes a boxer throwing a punch. “Throwing a punch is the yang of a boxer’s life. The yin is being able to avoid getting hit. “ He continues, “a good punch comes first from the foot, moves in a circular motion around the hips, and only then connects to the arm, fist and if lucky the opponents jaw or rib cage.” Good stuff.
The Boxing Cornucopia
Boxing around the world is a cornucopia comprised of a blend of the good, the bad and the ugly. There are those times when one knows that ugly is on the menu just waiting for the opening bell. That will surely be the case in Nürnberg on November 7 when Nikolai Valuev (50-1) defends his WBA Heavy title for the second and last time against David “El Polio” Haye (22-1). This has ugly written all over it like the Old Geezer in Pattaya two weeks before his next pension check.
Then there is the Blue Plate Special that will be served up between Manny Pacquiao (49-3-2) and Miguel Cotto (34-1) in Las Vegas on November 14. The two will be fighting for the WBO Welterweight title where this time the “O” doesn’t mean ordinary. This matchup brings into play “plots within plots”. Pacquiao’s training was delayed by the deadly weather in his native Philippines. Trainer Freddie Roach had more trouble than usual with the sometimes temperamental Pacquiao and his posse’. For the first time Pacquiao will be fighting at 147 having started his career at 112. At what point does added weight became a minus in the boxing equation?
Cotto has been in training for a much longer time than Pacquiao, is he likely to show up stale? Are there still lingering effects from the sever beating Cotto took at the “loaded fists” of Antonio Margarito? Has Cotto learned how to defend against the body attack, of which he is venerable, that will be major part of the Pacquiao offense? Will fighting at his natural weight, 147, prove the Cotto advantage that many think? Does he have the tools to if not stop then at least counter Pacquiao’s speed?
The only sure thing is that this will be a great fight. The fans of the two will come dressed to the nine’s with more “eye candy” around than the chorus line at Tim’s. The “convention wisdom”, which sometimes isn’t, and the betting public has made Pacquiao a rather substantial betting choice. TSR is never afraid to go out on the limb with a prediction. Referee Kenny Bayless will have the best view in the house for a fight that will either be a knockout or not…maybe.
A Corncopia of Results
Yes tis a bountiful buffet with treats from almost every corner of the world. Fahsang 3K Battery (59- 10-2) was a world class boxer. He took Manny Pacquiao four rounds back in ’04. In ‘07 he went a full 12 against Steve Molitor for the IBF super bantam title. He lost but fought well. As 35 age has finally caught up with a now dead “3K Battery”. He was “vaporized’ while suffering a 22 second “first-round annihilation” from a left uppercut from the fists of Dmitry Ganiev (11- 0) in Russia. Ganiev is dining at the Thailand table as this makes two in a row over Thai boxers.
Stopping at the Rijsttafel table world ranked Indonesia Roy Mukhlis( 23-2-2) had a helping of Thailand’s Vacharakrit Senahan (15-2-2) forcing him to quit between rounds nine and ten. Senahan is a masters marketing student at a Bangkok university so when he got knocked down in the 8th decided to hit the books after the 9th. At the German table was South African Francois “The White Buffalo” Botha (48- 4-2) who like Old Man River “just keeps rolling along.” This time he got a Majority Draw against Pedro Carrion (8-2) to keep his WBF heavyweight title. WBF? “We Be Fake”. You had to ask.
No buffet would be complete without a polish dish maybe with a little age. Andrew “The Foul Pole” Golota fits that description. He was almost a “real” heavyweight world champion twice against Riddock Bowe. Alas he had some wiring mixup in the cranium. DQ’d both times. In the city of Lodz, Poland he took on Tomasz Adamek who was born in Poland but now lives in New Jersey USA. Some would think that’s a lateral move. Adamek with a record of 39-1 improve his heavyweight record to 8-0 with a 5th round KO of Golota. “I will never forget this moment, fighting in front of almost 17 thousand Polish fans against a Polish legend that went through many great battles. It was a meaningful night for me. By beating Andrew Golota I made a statement about my power. I wanted to show how good I can be as a heavyweight. I got hit couple of times pretty hard, but I was never in danger. Looks like my iron chin will work for me in a higher weight class also.
Best Light Heavy Ever…
Boxing writers are free with their opinion of the best ever. “Greatest Ever Enterprises” has the goal of finding the “World’s Greatest Ever Boxer”. The result will be announced December 13 in Las Vegas. Picking the best “boxer” at any weight is impossible let alone the best ever but TSR never shies away from a challenge. So here goes our list of best light heavy’s. Numero Uno is Archie “The Old Mongoose” Moore (183-24-10) but just by a smidgen over Ezzard Charles (96-25-1) who beat Moore three times. OK then why isn’t Charles number one? Moore’s total body of work puts him in the top spot. He recorded 131 career KO’s a record or yes his daughter Jayne Marie is a friend of His Lordship and he’s a scaredy cat.
Charles would be followed by Billy Conn (63-12-1), Bob Foster (56-8-1), Joe Calzaghe (46-0), Bob “Ruby Robert” Fitzsimmons (74-9-3), George Carpentier (88- 14-6), Gene Tunney (61-1-1) and finally Roy Jones (54-5). Gene Tunney probably should be ranked a little higher but he made his bones as a heavyweight by beating Jack Dempsey. Roy Jones jr. probably had the most talent and the less “want-to” of any fighter in recent memory at any weight. He ducked German Dariusz Michalczewski (48-2) throughout his real career. A Michalczewski fight combined with a win would have moved him up some. Why is Michalczewski not ranked here? The 2 loses that ended his career to Julio Cesar Gonzalez and Fabrice Tiozzo preclude his entrance into ‘best ever’.
Kessler-Ward
The final bout in stage one of the “Super Six’ super middleweight tournament takes place November 21 in the unlikely venue of Oakland California the sight of His Lordships misspent youth. Mikkel Kessler (42-1) along with Arththur Abraham were the pre tournament favorites. They still are. The first two bouts in Stage one proved that Jermain Taylor is a shot fighter, being KO’d in the 12th round in his last two, and Andre Dirrell is over his head. “I could have done more but I believe I definitely did enough to win. I’m still clueless as to why the referee took a point.” Dirrell is partially correct, “he is clueless.” Kessler’s opponent Andre Ward (20-0) is a lot like Dirrell excepts that he tries to make a fight of it. “Nobody like to see someone running”, said Froch of Dirrell.
From the Lily Pad
Sir Frog check in with his pithy comments on the “Super Six”. “0-2 for Europe and now our good friend Kessler gets a win and we’re good for a European final.” Maybe a little premature as Kessler must win then finish in the top four in points then win a semi final for a Abraham match. Not a good division for non-Euro boxers especially American, Latin or Asian. Big money elsewhere. Like others Sir Frog impressed with the power of Abraham. “Amazing the last seven seconds of 12th round. Left hook, straight right jab on the chin. What a shot. Taylor was still jabbing in the air while on the ground. What a KO !.”
Our Titled Dendrobate” agrees with TSR on Andre Dirrell. “A chicken, copycat of the style of “Money Runaway” Mayweather, the difference is that Maywesther got a bit of punch. Dirrell nothing. If he hits a bag of eggs none are broken! Dirrell still on his knees praying to God he had won.” He didn’t. There is someone up there.
Jeeves Time
It’s no secret that his Lordship thinks that Hall of Fame writer Joe Koizumi is boxings’ best. Mr. K repots that WBC Fly champ Thailand’s Denkaosen Kaowichit (48-1- 1) is going to give ex-titlist Takefumi Sakata (35-5-2) a rematch. The fight will take place on New Year’s Eve which is exactly one year to the day that Kaowichit “dethroned Sakata by a pulverizing one-punch knockout in the second round.” The
fight will take place in Japan. A little “Akemashite omedetou” gift from Thailand.
Your Lordship got a email from Mr. S. Silk. He had a comment of Jermain Taylor laid out on the canvas in Berlin colder than your former Teelock’s heart. “The picture reminds me of my boxing days. That’s why I was the only fighter in history that had my sponsors logo on the soles of my boots.” Juliius Francis did the same thing when he fought Mike Tyson back in “ought 1” in Manchester. Francis did his part getting KO’d in the second round. Your friend Mr. Silk may have started a trend.
"Jeeves, Hops and water, a fine tobacco stick and the latest Rod Stewart CD “Soulbook” are in order because Cheewit dee khrup.”
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