Pattaya Softball Stars Ready to shine in Cebu

They will carry the pride and power of Pattaya softball to the 16 team international tournament being held on the island of Cebu, in the Philippines.  The boys have been preparing diligently, both on and off the field for their upcoming encounters and are ready to impress in Cebu.  I took the liberty to interview many of the stars and the following quotes sum up the general mood of these finely tuned, ageless athletes.

 “We will, we will, rock them” states the Freddy Mercury loving hick from Louisiana, our team captain and organizer Perry.  While Phil, our  bar owning short stop and  team’s most talented base runner (when on the bench) is excited about the opportunity to showcase his skills in the ‘Pines’.  “They won’t forget us anytime soon!”  Proclaimed the internet date site loving youngster.  Mikey (the dancing bear) is tickled pink by the idea of playing in his first international tourney and hopes “Cebu city can handle the antics of the Pattaya lads, and that no one gets thrown in the slammer!”  Scotty our big hitting third baseman had the following inspirational words for our boys.  “Look, if we can’t beat them on the field, at least we know that we can, and will beat them in the bar!”

Despite the team’s obvious lack of skill, speed and overall talent, the Pattaya Softball Stars will do their best to show the international teams just what makes our brand of softball so special.  As a perk of the job, I will be tagging along with the ageless stars, chronicling their every move (and maybe even playing a game or two alongside them)).  So stay tuned for the high lights of the Cebu international softball tournament, and wish our boys luck in their quest for the Cebu Cup..